Funky Guava by Evermore

Discover the Allure of Funky Guava by Evermore: Haven’s Strain of the Week

At Haven, we’re thrilled to introduce our latest Strain of the Week—Funky Guava by Evermore. This exclusive strain is the perfect blend of potent genetics and expert cultivation, making it a must-try for cannabis enthusiasts. Formerly known as GMO 8, Funky Guava has been carefully bred from the iconic GMO and Guava Cream 5, resulting in a strain that truly stands out in the Evermore lineup.

The Genetics Behind Funky Guava

Funky Guava is the product of a sophisticated breeding program that combines the best of both worlds. GMO, known for its strong, pungent aroma and heavy-hitting effects, meets the sweet and subtle influences of Guava Cream 5. The result? A strain that offers a rich, intense aroma true to its GMO roots, balanced with a gentle sweetness that lingers on the palate.

Aroma and Flavor Profile

One of the standout features of Funky Guava is its aroma. The strain boasts a pungent blend of garlic and gasoline, typical of GMO, which is complemented by the subtle sweetness inherited from Guava Cream. This complex flavor profile makes Funky Guava a unique experience for the senses, offering a satisfying smoke for both seasoned users and newcomers alike.

Appearance and Bud Structure

Visually, Funky Guava is a treat. The bud structure reflects the influence of Guava Cream, offering a more delicate and subtle appearance compared to other strains. The buds are dense, with a beautiful layer of trichomes that sparkle in the light, making it as pleasing to the eyes as it is to the senses.

Effects and Experience

Funky Guava is not just about looks and flavor—it delivers a well-rounded experience that combines the best qualities of its parent strains. When I tried it, I was immediately taken by how it made me feel—like a balloon floating in a carefree mindset. The strain offers a relaxing and calming effect, typical of GMO, along with a mild uplift from the Guava Cream. This combination makes Funky Guava an ideal strain for unwinding after a long day or simply enjoying a peaceful moment of relaxation. Whether you’re looking to melt away stress or float into a light, airy state of mind, Funky Guava delivers the perfect balance.

Effects, Relief, and Flavors

Funky Guava isn’t just about a good time; it’s also about feeling good. This strain delivers a range of effects, from euphoria and giggly sensations to a deep, relaxing calm that’s perfect for unwinding. It’s uplifting and sociable, making it great for gatherings, while also offering that tingly, blissful feeling that many cannabis enthusiasts seek. If you’re dealing with anxiety, cramps, depression, insomnia, nausea, or stress, Funky Guava might just be the relief you’ve been searching for. The strain’s flavor profile is as complex as its effects, featuring creamy, fruity, nutty, and spicy notes with a hint of tropical sweetness. On the aroma side, expect a rich blend of chemical, diesel, earthy, and sweet scents, rounded out with hints of gas, nutty, and spicy undertones. Whether you’re looking for therapeutic relief or just a flavorful, enjoyable smoke, Funky Guava has it all.

Where to Find Funky Guava

Excited to try Funky Guava? You’re in luck! This exclusive strain is now available at Haven. As our Strain of the Week, Funky Guava is a must-try for anyone looking to explore new flavors and effects. Don’t miss your chance to experience this Evermore masterpiece—visit us at Haven today!

Conclusion

Funky Guava by Evermore is more than just a strain; it’s a testament to the art of cannabis breeding and cultivation. With its unique aroma, flavorful profile, and balanced effects, Funky Guava stands out as a top choice for cannabis enthusiasts. Stop by Haven to pick up your Funky Guava and discover why it’s our Strain of the Week.